Information - about this web page
Front Page Archives - Do you like to read a lot of words on a web page? This link is for you
Jurinal - I used to keep a journal on the web. Here's most of it
Wacky Labels - If you work at a retail store, print these labels up and slip them inside the products you sell
Buttercow - A megaband you may have heard about
Porn Demolition Consortium - I made up a fake Christian activist group and went on AOL to promote it
How to tend bar - I wrote this article for Bartending Magazine. They never printed it because they are assholes
Clip Art Gallery - I made some clip art that I consider highly useful for many purposes
Christmas Address #2 - My aunt thinks I'm gay. This is from the old mailing list
How to Seem Smart - I got a good way to make people think you are smart |