A few years back I made a simple web page called The Porn Demolition Consortium. It was a nasty little piece of business and I reprint it here for your approval.....

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PORN DEMOLITION CONSORTIUM

Mission Statement:

We are Christians united against the production, use, and dissemination of pornography. We are ACTIVISTS. We destroy pornography. This includes merchandise on shelves of stores and other private property. All smut must be destroyed in the name of JESUS CHRIST. We are FED UP. We have found a SOLUTION.

A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT DELILAH TUSCANOVA:

My name is Delilah. I am the president of the PDC and I hope to enlighten you as to why pornography of all kinds should be demolished without a second thought.

This suffering world treats the human body like a toy, a trinket, a playground upon which to partake in the sins of flesh. Our society is inundated with filth, from seemingly innocuous advertisements in magazines, to the sultry clothes worn by Mary-Kate and Ashley Unwholesome. All of this wickedness must be stopped. We must strive for a more holy place to live and RAISE OUR CHILDREN. This is where the PDC takes charge.

We hope that you find inspiration here. If you'd like to join our volunteer group, please do not hesitate to contact me on Yahoo! Messenger for information. My screen name is:

porn_demolition_consortium

I hope to hear from you soon.

God Bless,
Delilah Tuscanova

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I went into some chat rooms and advertised it as... "A Christian front to end the mistreatment of our sacred bodies and minds." I chatted with these people for a while and eventually lost interest in everything. Here's one of the more amusing conversations that took place....

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lil_christian98a: are you a woman?
porn_demolitio: yes
lil_christian98a: did your husband hurt you ?
porn_demolitio: yes
lil_christian98a: i know the feeling
lil_christian98a: :(
porn_demolitio: it hurts.
lil_christian98a: i know..its been almost two years since i found out
lil_christian98a: and i still hurt
porn_demolitio: how did you find out?
lil_christian98a: accident.... i was going online to check to see if he got qualified for this government job..and i typed T in the box you know where you put in the web sight
lil_christian98a: and it brang up all these addresses
lil_christian98a: and i went to them
lil_christian98a: :(
porn_demolitio: i'm very sorry to hear that
lil_christian98a: how did you find out ?
porn_demolitio: i walked in the computer room while my husband was teaching my son how to access pornography. it was devastating.
lil_christian98a: OMG
lil_christian98a: im so sorry
lil_christian98a: what did you do ?
lil_christian98a: slap him ?
lil_christian98a: sorry...i shouldnt of said that
porn_demolitio: no, i don't believe in physical retaliation. i took his car and crashed it into a telephone pole, intentionally stuck my head in a beehive, cried and cried and cried, and then i moved in with my mother
lil_christian98a: u reallly did ?
porn_demolitio: yes. and i regret it because i got a bruise on my ankle from when the car crashed
lil_christian98a: was he a christian ?
porn_demolitio: i THOUGHT he was a Christian, but sometimes the ones you love are perfect strangers
porn_demolitio: speaking of perfect strangers, i used to write letters to Balki from the show "Perfect Strangers." we were actually like pen pals for one awesome summer
lil_christian98a: really...i use to watch that
porn_demolitio: anyway, pornography is some terrible stuff
lil_christian98a: yes...it is
lil_christian98a: and i seen excatlly what my husband looked at
lil_christian98a: and im mentally scared..everytime i see a woman Half dressed in public or tv
lil_christian98a: i break down
lil_christian98a: were still together...and i love him with all my heart but i dont understand how he can say he loves me when he knew what i felt about that stuff
porn_demolitio: faith can pull you through. god is a magical, magical dude.
lil_christian98a: its hard
porn_demolitio: may i ask where you live?
lil_christian98a: oklahoma
porn_demolitio: oh really? i just saw a story on 20/20 about underground pornography rings in oklahoma
lil_christian98a: oh no
porn_demolitio: yeah, and they're operated by children.
lil_christian98a: i have to tell you
lil_christian98a: if hes gonna access porn
lil_christian98a: its not gonna be from my house
porn_demolitio: but you should still divorce him.
lil_christian98a: naw i dont think so
lil_christian98a: everyone stumbles
porn_demolitio: well he's probably getting fresh pornography from those rings i was telling you about
lil_christian98a: how do you figure?
porn_demolitio: well, these children pose as boy scouts and school students...
lil_christian98a: you shouldnt tel me stuff like that...cuz i worrie all the time
lil_christian98a: and how do they reach him ?
porn_demolitio: okay, then i won't tell you about it. i don't want to makle you worry more
lil_christian98a: you have to tell me now
porn_demolitio: are you sure?
lil_christian98a: yes
porn_demolitio: well... they pose as school students, selling cheap junk for fundraisers, like pocket protectors and coffee mugs that say "#1 Dad" or whatever. what they're actually doing is casing the joint. they're scoping out the whole domestic situation. sometimes they solicit customers over the phone. they often ask for the "man of the house." and when they know they're talking to a potential client, they start mentioning the porn.
lil_christian98a: why do they go door to door
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: they're just hobo children pretending to be students or boy scouts
lil_christian98a: oh......
lil_christian98a: well im glad you told me
lil_christian98a: i can watch for that stuff
porn_demolitio: yeah, oklahoma has a highly successful underground ring (operated by children). just something to think about.
lil_christian98a: belive me i am very aware of what goes on here...... Now...when im here..when im not..i cant say excatlly what goes on but i belive that he behaves himself..and unless he has some magazines stashed...hes not accessing it from my puter
lil_christian98a: i keep a close watch... i can knwo when he touches the puter...liek playing solitare
lil_christian98a: hes not left here alone alot either..we have children
lil_christian98a: what parts of oklahoma are the underground rings at
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: the rings are scattered all around, but they are mostly in the north, south, east, west and central regions of your state.
porn_demolitio: you should set up a hidden camera. we once set up a hidden camera and captured shocking footage of our babysitter abusing our child with stiffened shoelaces.
lil_christian98a: i thought of buying one
lil_christian98a: actually 3 of em
lil_christian98a: one for the room... living room and bedroom
porn_demolitio: that's a great idea. we bought a baker's dozen. and i also got a camera built into my eyeglasses and one in my Tupperware.
lil_christian98a: bakers dozen
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: 13
lil_christian98a: oh
porn_demolitio: i bought 13 total cameras
lil_christian98a: for the babysitter
lil_christian98a: ?
lil_christian98a: how do you run the wires
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: and the one in my glasses can record other people's credit card numbers when i go shopping. but there's a red light in the middle, and it beeps really loudly every 5 seconds. i just act casually.
porn_demolitio: we hid the camera in a teddy bear and placed it on a shelf
lil_christian98a: i think if i set up cameras..and found out he was being honest and not doing bad things...it would help me
porn_demolitio: that's the way you have to look at it.
lil_christian98a: but i feel like a freak
lil_christian98a: and he would think i was a freak if he knew i did that...
lil_christian98a: and that would be decieving
porn_demolitio: he's clearly a bad man, so you might as well do it. i once put a camera in my husband's hair before he went to work, so i could see everything he saw
lil_christian98a: omg how did you do that
lil_christian98a: ?
lil_christian98a: my husband's a bad man ?
porn_demolitio: it's a wireless connection and it transmits the signal via satellite
lil_christian98a: cool
porn_demolitio: i dropped a spoon that morning, and when he bent down to pick it up, i planted the camera on his scalp
lil_christian98a: and what did you see?
porn_demolitio: hair, mostly, but i got some good footage of his secretary's behind
porn_demolitio: and yes, your husband is a bad man.
lil_christian98a: sheesh...i worry abotu that stuff too
porn_demolitio: well, you really don't have anything to worry about. it's not like you found out your husband is secretly viewing pornography.
porn_demolitio: oh wait......................... yes you did.
lil_christian98a: he works for the government thou so wonder if a camera would be deteced
lil_christian98a: why do you say my husband is a bad man?
porn_demolitio: if he works for the government, the camera probably WILL be detected, but that will be even better. like a setup.
lil_christian98a: how much are tehy
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: in fact, your husband probably doesn't even work for the government. he just tells you that so you don't get upset about his real career as a drug dealer.
porn_demolitio: i got a very good deal because i bought on ebay from a spy supplies wholesaler. $150 for 37 cameras, 10 wireless transmitters, and 5 throwing stars.
lil_christian98a: hmmmm
porn_demolitio: they come with glue pads, so you can attach them to cupboards and things, but don't let the glue touch your skin. it burns like the devil and it's toxic. i put some cheese on one, set it on the floor, and caught a mouse. because they're really sticky. plus the mouse died. because they're toxic like i said.
lil_christian98a: i just want one lil bitty one that i can move around
porn_demolitio: oh yeah, those are cheap. you can even get one surgically implanted on your face. they look pretty badass. they're all equally effective.
porn_demolitio: are you thinking about hiding one somewhere?
lil_christian98a: i have thought of it.....
lil_christian98a: to prove if im a freak or he is really clean or what ever
porn_demolitio: definitely put one in the bathroom. funny story...
porn_demolitio: we were having a party when my husband and i were still together, and i pointed a camera at the toilet, and when this one guest (who happens to be my arch nemesis at all the church events -- bake sales and such) went into the bathroom, we all gathered 'round the tv and watched her crap.
lil_christian98a: oh my goodness
porn_demolitio: i guess that's probably not a good idea, but she sabotaged my lemon spritz cookies the year before, so revenge was in order. and can i tell you something? it felt great.
lil_christian98a: yea isee
porn_demolitio: this is a terrible, terrible thing for me to repeat, but she wiped with our shower curtain, and did NOT flush her BM
porn_demolitio: anyway, pornography is bad.
lil_christian98a: so you did divorce your husband?
porn_demolitio: oh yes
lil_christian98a: where are you from ?
porn_demolitio: pennsylvania
lil_christian98a: well i understand that because your son was involved in it
lil_christian98a: what a freakin jerk to teach him about that
porn_demolitio: right, and i'm still trying to gain custody
lil_christian98a: how long ago was this
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: about 2 years ago
lil_christian98a: belvie me the justice system stinks
lil_christian98a: i was in co this weekend to testify
lil_christian98a: against my autns ex
lil_christian98a: for custody
porn_demolitio: booorrrrrriiiiiiing......... so yeah, just get the cameras. if only for peace of mind
porn_demolitio: get about 15 of them
lil_christian98a: i wish
lil_christian98a: i dont know if i can bring myself to that
lil_christian98a: i feel like a loser
porn_demolitio: i had this whole base station set up in the attic. i had 52 monitors of all the different angles and camera shots.
lil_christian98a: in the atic..
lil_christian98a: my husband goes up there
lil_christian98a: wehn ihave him put stuff there
porn_demolitio: do you have a shed or something?
porn_demolitio: a little bus shanny for the kids, perhaps?
lil_christian98a: no but i read that i can hook them up to my puter
porn_demolitio: oh, that's even better yet. you won't get a "spy-high," though. when you start getting involved with espionage, you start getting these chemical reactions when you're working with your spy equipment. it feels really good and i call it a spy-high.
lil_christian98a: i have the tv locked too
lil_christian98a: he cant use that when im not here
lil_christian98a: sometimes i think im crazy
porn_demolitio: you're not crazy, you're perfectly alright
lil_christian98a: how long did you stay with your husband b4 u divorced him
porn_demolitio: i stayed with him for a week
lil_christian98a: and what was teh process
lil_christian98a: that lead to divorce
lil_christian98a: did he not see anything wrong with it
lil_christian98a: ?
lil_christian98a: was he not appoligetic
lil_christian98a: or something
lil_christian98a: i just wondered
lil_christian98a: if the chain of reaction was different
lil_christian98a: from my husbands
porn_demolitio: well he claims that he never even looked at any porn, but i had a computer detective inspect the hard drive, and he discovered a link in his favorite places to a page that looked like it had pictures on it.
porn_demolitio: it might have been pictures of furniture. but anyways, i walked in on him and my son was right there with him, looking at the women (or possibly furniture) and i screamed because i had no idea what was going on, and then he screamed because he was startled by my screaming, and so i ran out, wrecked his car, bruised my ankle, beehived my head, and filed for divorce
porn_demolitio: so, like i said, maybe it was porn, maybe it wasn't, but whatever it was, it prompted me to crash his car into a telephone pole. and that's grounds for divorce if you ask me.
lil_christian98a: so
lil_christian98a: you dont know for sure
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: correct... but one thing i DO know is that the baby-sitter was slapping my 7 month old daughter with stiffened shoe laces
porn_demolitio: because i bought the cameras.
lil_christian98a: oh gosh....does your son
lil_christian98a: admit he was looking at porn
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: no he says it was furniture, which is just hard for me to believe. why would my husband have screamed when i walked in the room if he was only looking at furniture?
lil_christian98a: is that the same puter you have
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: yes
lil_christian98a: ok has the memory been erased?
porn_demolitio: it's pretty much in the same condition as when it was in my old house i think
lil_christian98a: ok...
lil_christian98a: do you know how to llook at what he has looked at
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: do i have to hire another detective?
lil_christian98a: i can tell you how to see
porn_demolitio: okay, great
lil_christian98a: what did the detecive say ?
porn_demolitio: the detective just found a link to some furniture websites
lil_christian98a: ok you have to open up internet explorer
lil_christian98a: and totally clear the box where the web site is typed in on the browser
lil_christian98a: and then type in a and it will bring up a list of everything that was type or viewed that started with a
lil_christian98a: go thru the whole alphabet
lil_christian98a: i seen everything my husband looked at
lil_christian98a: i think that is my biggest problem and thats why i hurt really bad cuz of it
porn_demolitio: okay, i went through the whole alphabet and the only letter that showed anything was "f" for "furniture"
lil_christian98a: well maybe he just looked at furniture?
porn_demolitio: i hate to think that my decision to divorce him was unfounded, but why would he have screamed?
lil_christian98a: why did you scream?
porn_demolitio: because i thought he was looking at pornography.
lil_christian98a: yah
lil_christian98a: he could of deleted it
lil_christian98a: do you still love him??
porn_demolitio: i never really liked him, to tell you the truth
lil_christian98a: then why marriage?
porn_demolitio: i married young and just got swept up in the imagery of a beautiful fairy tale wedding.
lil_christian98a: did you ever ask your son if thats wat they were looking up
porn_demolitio: yes, he swears to Yahweh that he was only looking at furniture
lil_christian98a: are you jewish
lil_christian98a: ?
porn_demolitio: oh yeah, didn't i mention that? i'm a HUGE jew.
porn_demolitio: but anyway, i'm worried about all of this porn stuff now
porn_demolitio: what if he was only looking at furniture? what should i do?
lil_christian98a: depends of if you love him
porn_demolitio: screw love... i'll get half of his pension when he retires
porn_demolitio: do you want to join the PDC?
lil_christian98a: i dont belive it can be banned
porn_demolitio: sure it can. you've just got to put all your faith in Yahweh, and it'll happen
porn_demolitio: if you don;'t want to join, you don't have to. nobody's holding a gun to your head. want to, though?
lil_christian98a: nope
porn_demolitio: how come?
lil_christian98a: being part prollie means i have to view it
lil_christian98a: and i keep my mind from unpure thought
porn_demolitio: i'm having this asian whore make the website for me. you won't have to see anything becayse she'll be doing all the dirty work.
lil_christian98a: asian whore ?
porn_demolitio: i'll email the information to you. what's you address?
lil_christian98a: just tell me the info here
porn_demolitio: okay
porn_demolitio: PORN DEMOLITION CONSORTIUM:
porn_demolitio: All porn must be destroyed. We will break into stores, and your house, and destroy your porn if you have any. and we'll take some food probably if we want. and also we will take whatver we think is cool... this is all stuff that was on the website, so i'm not going to repeat myself all night here.
lil_christian98a: k
porn_demolitio: want in?
lil_christian98a: i dont support stores taht sell porn
lil_christian98a: like seven eleven
porn_demolitio: me neither. 711 is fucking retarded.
lil_christian98a: me?
porn_demolitio: no, 711 is retarded i said. the actual place is fucking retarded
lil_christian98a: y?
porn_demolitio: the restroom toilet seat gave my cousin crabs
porn_demolitio: anyway, what;'s your home address? do you want in on this?
lil_christian98a: nope
porn_demolitio: pssssssshhhhhhhhhh. wa-ever.
porn_demolitio: alright, i'm gonna go check out some porn. it's been super cool. see you later