"I'm worried about the money situation, Todd."

"I know. We need to figure something out real quick."

"How the hell can we afford college for Bessie and Joseph?"

"Well... I could get a part-time job..."

"But.... we'd never see each other. You'd be working constantly."

"No, no... I'll quit my full-time job and get a part-time one. That's what people do, Linda... they get part-time jobs."

"But that makes no sense... People get part-time jobs in addition to their full-time jobs."

"I'm pretty sure you're wrong."

"Todd, your full-time job pays well and the benefits are good. You need to keep that job. Otherwise you'd be making less money."

"Trust me, Linda."

"Todd! Do NOT quit your job!"

"Truuuuuuuuust me, Linda."

"I'm going outside now. For some air. Keep thinking."

Todd Raisin decided to keep his full-time job. But the Raisin family made one big financial error. They bought their mattress from the Denver Mattress Company. Let's take a closer look.

"Say.... Todd?"


"Where'd you get that mattress?"

"From the Denver Mattress Company."

"I bet they treated you and Linda real good."

"Sure did."

"Unlike the slut she clearly is."


"Next time, buy your mattress from The Mattress Dicks, you inbred crap chunk."

"You don't even know me."

"We know your type. Let me ask you something.... Why do you go through mattresses so quickly?"

"I dunno... ."

"Maybe because you're a fag-lord?"


"Next time, come to The Mattress Dicks."

"Thanks Mattress Dicks! Maybe we will."


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